My parents were hard working owners of a bible themed go-kart course near Kenosha. That’s where I learned to quote scripture and drive erratically. This led to my many career paths. The “Vengeful Jesus 9 Minute Pizza Delivery”. “God Mobile Rapidly Traveling Poisonous Snake Zoo”. “Drive By Weddings”, which is patterned after drive through weddings, only I drive to you and it’s way faster. Specifically, you wait out on the curb for me and then I blast by shrieking
Pentecostal speaking-in-tongues gibberish through a megaphone. Due to my drinking problems and poor navigation skills, I often married people who were merely taking out the garbage or jogging. I apologize for that. And yes it is both legally binding and permanent in Kentucky. Sorry again.
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